Your Daily Political Punch

Curated political chaos, served with side-eye and judgement.

I’ve already read way too much news today so you don’t have to.

These are just a few of the stories that stood out (and pissed me off):

One minute it’s a gang, the next it’s not — maybe someone should send this admin a copy of their own press releases.

The Defense Secretary created his own backdoor to the internet to use Signal, effectively flipping the bird to cybersecurity norms.

In a 5–4 ruling, the Supreme Court gave its blessing to a trans military ban. Justice? Only for some.